So-ng. Whats that coming over the hill? Tokio Hotel - Hugely popular in Europe, Tokio Hotel have yet to replicate their success in Britain or the USA. WebThe Australian alternative scene of the 2000s was also notable for its diversity. Theres innocent fun, and then theres ruining a new millennium before its barely begun. The founding members were singer-songwriter and guitarist Dave 9. blink-182 These results are sure to anger many people, but remember that this is a readers' poll. The band has been nominated for 3 Grammy Awards and have sold around 40 million records worldwide. See More by this Creator. Readers Poll: The Ten Worst Bands of the Nineties See if you agree with Rolling Stone readers top-10 list of the worst90s bands. Why you start a pop punk band who can't see past Fall Out Boy for influences of course! Because Wonderwall is pure nonsense. And try not to dance. Future generations will not look at Same Jeans as a masterpiece of composition. Unlike his sister who would never do anything rebellious or naughty, Trace is covered in tattoos including the phrase 'Songs Of Victory' on his chest and a coffin on his throat. Registered office: 3rd floor, Latin Hall, Golden Lane, Dublin 8. Last years Super Bowl halftime show where they sung out of sync and trampled Sweet Child O Mine made Madonnas version look brilliant. But the larger point of why this band is on the list is the entire pop-punk fad they inspired. Worst bit: The way it builds to the chorus with grim inevitability. unless otherwise stated. Okay, it was written by Andy Burrows, but we still can't forgive him. 7. He sang songs such as The A team and Shape of You. We very much doubt it! Tell us in the comments below. But she was briefly waylaid by evil, earnest-types Counting Crows when they convinced her to help slaughter a Joni Mitchell song. Worst bit: The faux-cockney tone of Luke Concannons vocals, as he sings, My dads totally had a bloody hard day / But hes been good fun and bubblin and jokin away. Oi oi, guvnor! Lets not neglect how wonderful it was to witness a puffa jacket-wearing Dane Bowers singlehandedly stinking out Posh Spices big solo move. The founding members were singer-songwriter and guitarist Dave Matthews, bassist Stefan Lessard, drummer/backing vocalist Carter Beauford and saxophonist LeRoi Moore. Theory of a Deadman's lead singer Tyler Connelly is sort of like a slicker version of Nickelback's Chad Kroeger which is ironic given that the pair duetted on 'Hero' taken from the Spiderman soundtrack. Thank you for supporting LA Weekly and our advertisers. One True Voice were the boy band created by Popstars: The Rivals. 1. worst The Top Ten. Smash Mouth is what would have happened if Limp Bizkit made love to a Lisa Frank poster. CUT MY KNIFE INTO PIZZA! 8. WebHere is my list of the Top Ten Worst Rock Bands of the 2000s. Advertising disclosure: We may receive compensation for some of the links in our stories. Bands of the 2000s worst rock bands of the 2000s But that would be to ignore just how difficult 2005 was, when this cartoon frog became synonymous with back-of-the-bus ringtones, before becoming a UK #1 single. This makes them the third-most successful band from Sweden of all time, after ABBA and Roxette. What made it so bad: Its a song about a tractor, for starters. If ever there proof that British pop music was in a dire state in the first half of the noughties then it's this. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. They're filled to the brim with misogynistic, self-important suckage, model themselves after Nickleback, and one song has them professing that they're "so sick of the hobos." Again we have the same problem. 19. Even their most well-known musical insult "Down With The Sickness" literally reenacts a mom's whipping of her child. To learn more see our, HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SOOOOOO *goal is scored*. Perhaps this is down to a belief that a band from Germany could never be as good as one from New York or London. The final nail in the dodgy cock-rockers' career, however, was this atrocity Hot Leg. Are Hootie & the Blowish breaking up? If only. WebCLICK HERE to see The 50 Greatest Albums of the 2000s. Trace Cyrus is the lead in this group of wannabe punks and his equine features gallop their way through everything Metro Station do. After earning enough money to keep them in Nike Air Max and McDonalds for the rest of time, the band split in 2005 much to the relief of the British public. This Maybe not the worst of the '00s offenders as far as their musical quality goes. MEEEEEEENS NEEEEEEDS!. Its not even the proper Westlife line-up, as this version of a traditional hymn was released the year after Brian McFadden left the band, so Shane Filan and the gang are left to the do the heavy lifting between them. In fact, it downright sucks. Zzzz. Shane now stars in Coronation Street,which seems fitting, considering the emotions conveyed here seem every bit as genuine as pint from The Rovers Return. Worst bit: The lyric: Hey there, Delilah, you be good and dont you miss me / Two more years and youll be done with school / And Ill making history like I do. Oh, you sweet, deluded fool. Initially a chart failure, Punk Rocker found unexpected success when free spirit Sandi Thom did a virtual tour, whereby she performed gigs via webcam and streamed them online. Listening to even one song by Creed invokes a sea of nausea, as if your brain is fried from watching "Two and a Half Men" reruns for 24 hours. Grab your copy of the Gigwise print magazine here. Tractors and saccharine folk should not mix. This was the first single from the bands comeback album Beautiful World, and that comeback has brought nothing good to the universe (except the song Shine, which is admittedly quite likeable). Whether they're singing songs about wishing to cheat on their existing girlfriend with their ex or- actually, you understand I should not even need to continue that sentence. 15 3 Doors Down In the early '00s, this rock band Josh Homme might pop up and read a kids bedtime story every so often, but its a by-and-large mind-numbing existence. If football chants gave royalties, The Automatic would be millionaires. That's right, the '00s. It was the first debut album to produce three number 1 singles on the Billboard Mainstream Top 40 chart: "All That She Wants", "The Sign" and "Don't Turn Around". Its cruel, really. WebIt's not that they're the worst bands ever, but the fact that they're so fucking boring makes them worse than some of the actual worst bands. Worst Bands of the 2000s Travis Barker is a fuckin' beast on the drums. We know this now. Known for their squeaky clean looks and attitudes, this boy band had more than their fifteen minutes of fame. I would take being pepper-sprayed dead in my eye over listening to these guys any day. Anyone who appears to be striving to become the next Sting needs saving from us and indeed himself. He always wore sunglasses. WebStill, as of today, Maroon 5 is one of the most successful bands in the entire world, having sold more than 75 million records. American pop-rock band from Tulsa, Oklahoma formed by brothers Isaac (guitar, piano, vocals), Taylor (keyboards, piano, guitar, drums, vocals), and Zac Hanson (drums, piano, guitar, vocals). Only, some of the below groups possess testicles only in the symbolic sense. Email 25 forgotten indie bands of the 2000s, ranked from worst to best. Journal Media does not control and is not responsible ------------------------------------------. It was a mistake. WebReaders Poll: The Ten Worst Bands of the Nineties 1. The 10 Suckiest Bands of the '00s | Rocks Off - Houston Press Axel F was one of those irreversible mistakes, the kind that spirals out of control before you realise whats actually happening. Worst bit: When you think the song has faded out but, oh no, heres another chorus this time with overblown gospel choir! While people seemed to have particular scorn for one particular late Nineties rap-rock band and one post-grunge band whose lead singer sounds a bit like Eddie Vedder, bands ranging from Smashing Pumpkins to the Goo Goo Dolls got votes. Limp Bizkit. GRAMMY Award-winner Jeff Coffin of Bla Fleck and the Flecktones has since filled Moore's spot as the band's saxophonist. But it We don't mean that in a good way. : Counting Crows singer Adam Duritzs purring la la la la chants. The 90's was a time filled with music growth, seeing many rock bands coming up, from No Doubt to Nickleback. These include a fly on the wall TV show including totally not faked (raises eyebrows) scenes of the band fighting people in the streets and sending excrement to a writer who gave them a bad review. Admittedly the song is a cover of the 1975 song by the Ted Mulry Gang, and Hasselhoff, when hassled about the song, claimed his video was self-parody. It takes courage to admit that, for whatever reason, you managed to be duped into thinking this phony ear sludge could be called music. and indemnify Journal Media in relation to such content and their ability to make such content, What made it so bad: This might the laziest song to become a bonafide hit (it reached number three in the UK singles chart). Get Free is still fine? It is, roughly, that music achieved perfection in 1977, no one outside of New York City is important, and your interaction with credibility and its overseers is a bigger concern than learning how not to be an insufferable, self-obsessed jerk. Favorite. But people kept referring them to these labels which diluted the music genres so much its now just a big. The band signed with Roadrunner Records in 1999 and re-released their once-independent album The State.The band achieved commercial success with the release of their 2000 album The State and then they achieved mainstream success with the release of their 2001 album Silver Side Up.Following the release of Silver Side Up the band released their biggest and most known hit today, "How You Remind Me" which peaked number 1 on the American and Canadian charts at the same time.Then, the band's 4th album The Long Road spawned 5 singles and continued the band's mainstream success with their hit single "Someday" which peaked at number 7 on the Billboard Hot 100 and number 1 at the Canadian Singles Chart. These are the worst musicians of the 2000s. But mainly because courting comparisons to the Beatles is always lame, no exceptions. Goodbye, cruel world. Razorlight - In fairness the hatred directed at Razorlight is not actually for the three members of the band not called Johnny Borrell is it? Quizzes; Events; Quiz Creation; Community; Videos; SporcleCon; Remove Ads; Sign In; Quiz Categories. Follow. Their second album was called Konk, which is quite fitting, in retrospect. Juke Box Hero is no Pinball Wizard; I Want To Know What Love Is will make you wish you didnt; Feels Like The First Time will hopefully be your last; Head Games is not about oral sex; Urgent is not that; Hot Blooded,Double Vision and Cold As Ice will send you to the doctor. WebHere they are: the absolute worst rock bands in history, ranked from the most awful bands to the kind of okay, but still pretty bad, by the Ranker community and real rock purists. I don't think I need to remind everyone about how terrible frosted tips on whine-singing dudes were, right? Jason Roberts Keeps the Music of Bob Wills Swinging, Brooks & Dunn Boot Scoot Through 21st RodeoHouston Performance, Apes of the State Is Here to Defend Folk Punk, Become a member to support the independent voice of Houston The Jonas Brothers This pic just screams "Radio Disney." They're so earnest and 'real' that they just come across as luddite's cashing in on a post-Streets world where talking about modern life in a non-patronising way is somehow worthwhile and interesting. Check the thread! 12. The group hit number one with their first ever single, a cover of the Bone Thugs-N-Harmony hit 'Tha Crossroads' and went on to further success with 'Flip Reverse' in 2003. Scouting For Girls, you crossed the line about eight choruses ago. Sports 20 Worst Bands of the 2000s Stats Can you name the 20 Worst Bands? Dave Matthews Band. Basically the Goo Goo Dolls of the next millennium. And so stylish! 5. MILES. This time, car video games. But nothing excuses a throwaway, novelty kids TV song about a builder fixing things, managing to shift over a million copies, becoming the highest-selling song of 2000 and the first Christmas number one of the 00s. But with the Dead, one at least enjoyed a fighting chance of enjoying them sober. That and a pair of testicles. But nothing excuses a throwaway, novelty kids TV song about a builder fixing things, managing to shift over a million copies, becoming the highest-selling song of 2000 and the first Christmas number one of the 00s. The band went through a number of configurations between 1995 and 2005, achieving its current form when Adair replaced drummer Ryan Vikedal. Because their backstage altercations always boiled down to sibling rivalry. Yeah, that one. Really, guys. Carrots help us see much better in the dark/ Dont talk to girls, theyll break your heart. Just an example of a Wombats lyric for you. Whats worse is that, while good bands struggle to make decent money, Hootie seemingly siphoned off all of it in their 90s heyday, going more platinum than Sandra Dee. Nickelback is one of the most commercially successful Canadian groups, having sold more than 50 million albums worldwide[ and ranking as the eleventh best-selling music act, and the second best-selling foreign act in the U.S. behind the Beatles, of the 2000s. They can barely play guitar and barely hold a tune. Because Liam Gallagher only plays tambourine and possesses the single most nasal voice in pop. The act took moronic-faux-concern-trolling to heights even U2 couldnt achieve. Hot body, rock the party / Give me some of that sugarland! 10. In 2009, the band's original lineup reunited and began touring, culminating with the recording of the album Gold Cobra (2011), after which they left Interscope and later signed with Cash Money Records, but DJ Lethal was asked to leave the band soon after. They make Perrier seem vibrant and ethnic. Its often said that people either love Rush or hate them, but a more accurate statement is that most people hate Rush, while a scattered few really love them. Moore died suddenly in August 2008 due to complications from injuries sustained in an ATV accident. It was not long before they recruited bassist Dave Parsons, and later drummer Robin Goodridge, and started writing. Sum 41 - Fronted by Deryck Whibley, the Canadian submissions or preferences. [30] PH: (01) 6489130, Lo-Call 1890 208 080 or email: info@presscouncil.ie. Don't even get us started on singer Bill's Native American headdress hair and his guitarist brother Tom who appears to dress in clothes an obese basketball player has given to him. 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That may explain why a Spin Doctors song is a bit like herpes. The sex rhymes on Bloodsugarsexmagik would be forgettable if they werent so awful She stuck my butt with her big black stick / I said Whats up? Pretty Rickys rap-R&B hybrid is so tasteless and tacky, even, that it could make Mariah Carey blush. However, we aren't going to let them off the hook for being responsible for the birth of bands like Simple Plan and Panic! The band has won numerous awards and they have won 12 Juno Awards among 28 nominations.The band is based in Vancouver, Canada. I don't know the worst band ever, but this is who I do not like: Lady Gaga, Rush, Genesis, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Dave Matthews, The Eagles, Lynerd Skynerd, Bob Marley, Tom Petty, Pink Floyd, Steely Dan, But that would be to ignore just how difficult 2005 was, when this cartoon frog became synonymous with back-of-the-bus ringtones, before becoming a UK #1 single. 1. Web2000s Rock Bands Final Thoughts. Last but not leastwell maybe actually this is the least. Reddit, who is the worst band ever Journal Media does not control and is not responsible for user created content, posts, comments, Worst Bands of the 2000s In short:a song so inane and dumb that electroclash legend Peaches felt compelled to write a parodic riposte, the bracingly gross My Dumps. . Send us a tip using our anonymous form. The 00s gave us brilliant things: Arctic Monkeys. Nu-rave may not have aged well as a scene, but Myths of the New Future still holds up, surprisingly. Another band that just call to mind video games. She's another reminder that we live in a post-Black Eyed Peas era. What made it so bad: In which The Hoff who, lest we forget, should not be hassled winds down the car window and leers at passersby over an exquisitely uninventive rockabilly riff. That name, man. Oh, its another flash-in-the-pan indie band. 23 "Despised" Bands That Are Crazy Successful Best Life EMPICS Entertainment / PA Wire Known for their squeaky clean looks Dishonorable Mentions not on this list: Kid Rock, Linkin Park, real Matchbox 20, Spin Doctors and Blues Traveler rest assured you are all hated, as well. What made it so bad: Somewhere, Vanessa Carlton is still perched on a travelling piano, playing the blissful notes of A Thousand Miles as she navigates the Sahara. SpouseParentChildSiblingFamily memberOther, Sweet James has my permission to help provide a free police report, Ciel Spa aka @CielSpaBH located the SLS Hotel i, Welcoming over 100,000 people every year, what beg, The holiday season is a time of giving! Dave is a jam act with no jams. In other words, LCD Soundsystem fans are the type of people who think buying their 10-year old kid a Public Image Ltd. record for his birthday is an example of good parenting. Nothing gets worse. Were aware of how a novelty act can be ridiculed by Simon Cowell in the first round, before finding unlikely success as the show progresses, before releasing a chart-bound single via Cowells label Syco. They are best known for the 1997 hit song "MMMBop" from their major label debut album Middle of Nowhere, which earned three Grammy nominations. WebTHE 2000S WAS a landmark decade for indie music, producing acts that are still huge today. : Its chipmunks singing about sex. The 20 Worst Bands of the 2000s | Gigwise Luckily the band have split now with Justin Hawkins going on to try various ventures such as entering Eurovision (Beaten by the car crash that was Scooch). Thanks to the success of these '90s nostalgia tours, '00s alt-rock bands are jumping on that bandwagon and booking tours together as bad-music collectives, and they're resurrecting all that was awful about that period of music in the first place. Okay, guys. -Anna Westhoff, See also: Liam Gallagher On His Brother Noel: Id Rather Eat My Own Shit Than Be In A Band With Him Again, Phish is supposed to be the next generations Grateful Dead, right? We asked our readers to vote for their least favorite bands of the Nineties last week. As you can imagine, this one got people fired up, and votes poured in. And that one song is grand, and then it turns into Brimful of Asha. The 2000s embraced bands so terrible that their ability to haunt and torture us seemed to have emerged from the fantasy of horror master Stephen King: Maroon 5. Worst bit: Its chipmunks singing about sex. Prachi Gupta is an Assistant News Editor for Salon, focusing on pop culture. Nickelback. But Austrian disc-spinner DJ Otzi doesnt know too much of a good thing. Just an FYI, though? Deryck Whibley led this Canadian 4 piece 'rock' group that somehow pushed their way to the top, for a bit at least. Or perhaps the reason nobody knows who Tokio Hotel are is that they are a painfully bad band aimed at the kind of people who find Good Charlotte too extreme. He needs that sugar hit again, and again, and again. We want to hear it. Worst bit: The rolling piano refrain is actually quite good, which throws the whole song into stark relief. Interchangeable with Matchbox 20, but technically not Matchbox 20. Maybe, but if youve got Foreigner on the playlist, she wont be waiting for you. Formed in 1994, Limp Bizkit became popular playing in the Jacksonville, Florida underground music scene in the late 1990s, and signed with Flip Records, a subsidiary of Interscope, which released their dbut album, Three Dollar Bill, Yall$ (1997). The View had one song. If you take offense, then you What followed, however, was nothing short of disastrous. Whats so bad about it: Its an 80s power ballad dressed up like a mid-noughties indie rock, and aint nobody got time for that. The band's Dark Horse album was a success which produced eight singles, one of which peaked on the top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 and two of which peaked on the top 20 on the Billboard Hot 100. We don't mean that in a good way. And so in that spirit we present the worst bands of all time. Because theyve been caught ripping off other artists songs, including Stevie Wonder, The New Seekers, and Neil Innes. We've already got bands like Hoobastank and Alien Ant Farm set to traipse through the city on tour. If you still need us to explain why this band are awful with that information in your brain then the chances are you might just be stupid enough to enjoy their dreadful music. You get infected at a young age when you dont know any better. Though their leader Darius Rucker is black, Hootie could not be more vanilla. And there comes a point in Hey Baby when it threatens to never end. Copyright 2023 RebelsMarket Inc. All rights reserved. The band is composed of The Living End. If you have any questions or concerns or just want to drop us a line, don't hesitate to contact us! 17 respectively. You got it. Okay, their big hit, 'In Too Deep' wasn't that bad, however, the group has been chipping away at the same couple of chords now for too long. Doug Peters / EMPICS Entertainment Ev-ery. Worst bit: Counting Crows singer Adam Duritzs purring la la la la chants. Granted, they along with Green Day and Offspring actually did produce some pretty great music, and they certainly defined a niche that people responded to. Hard-Fi - A 'proper' band who sing about real things like having no money, going out on a Friday night, soldiers in Afghanistan and Feltham Young Offenders Prison. By marrying the two genres, brokeNCDYDE hit upon a hidden level of rubbish, a bonus round of tawdry shit. Plus, how much of a dick is Lydon, allegedly punching women in the face, running around with racist goons and slamming Duffy against a wall? This makes them make the list. only way to stay in touch was a letter in the mail..
