And if you venture away from S.Beach/Miami Beach where all the tourists are, you can find some very interesting things to do. We should do the confederate secession North against south. And when those original plans come through, flake on your backup. IM STILL VERY MUCH INDEBTED TO DR MALAIKA FOR SAVING MY LIFE Just curious what your definition is. pepelus You would not believe how many people I have met in Miami who are stuck here because so few people outside of Miami-Dade County speak Spanish. I did what any partner would and stood by my ex-boyfriend, then he decides to dump me by text and phone telling me that he was hurt by my Mums behavior when they had a blew. Lamento que hayas tenido tan mala experiencia en tu vida, pero tu experiencia es por tu falta de apertura y vivir bajo preconceptos y prejuicios, rodeado de mediocres como t que no pueden ver lo bueno y la gente culta que tambin habita en Miami. BookReader Bless your heart. When you have lived here since you were born you tend to hate all the this garbage. Salaries dont come close to cost of living Employers seem to think $30,000 a year is perfectly reasonable when a decent apartment costs a grand. says: I JUST DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT MY LIFE BUT I HAVE FOLLOWED MOST OF THESE CRAPS AND GOT USED. says: TESTIMONY,ON HOW I GOT MY EX BOYFRIEND BACK WITH But with so many immigants, its hard to pull people into the 21st century. [CDATA[ We all cant go to Europe, so diversity In groups, at least allows us to get a taste, without breaking the budget. When you understand that we are all citizens of the world , youll understand we all live in the same god damn planet , and besides all apparent differences, we are just like each other and we need each other. He was right on, and the article was funny! WebKyle Munzenrieder January 16, 2015 8:30AM Miami is a melting pot of douchebags. Golden Panther in the Midwest I can list tons of good things but honestly, I do not have time to write more. I moved to ATL from MIA, I noticed I dont get cut off in traffic nearly as much, and no one takes their dogs into Target. The Marielitos have ruined it. i was so confuse and seeking for help, i dont know what to do until I met my friend miss Lina and told me about makuter who also help her to bring his husband back when she was the same condition like that .then she told me not to worry about it that she had a similar problem before and introduce me to a man called Dr makuter who cast a spell on her that make my ex run back to her and he bring him back to me after two days. Hahahaha..Ridiculous. I guess they get paid more in Miami than they would in their native countries, but the difference in pay is not so great when you consider how much it costs to live in Miami and South Florida in general. says: You define Miami ? After thirteen years in Miami I can understand what the writer is trying to state. Jungle youll live I see a lot of people get really defensive here when someone trash talks Miami. var output = ''; Other cities actually expect you to work for your wages, do the bare minimum, have some level of integrity, and at least speak very basic English. This powerful Spiritual Doctor helped me to change the mind of my Mum to like him and also broke the relationship he had with his new fiance. Testiculos (12) if you want your wishes to be granted. Ex Husband I didnt believe it because Ive worked with so many of them and it didnt work. Again, this all has to do with generations its good at one time, then it gets bad, then twenty years later, its good again. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ He's still living gay life like it's the '90s -- including that part where he's not out to his mom. If youre unsure about the edges, use a beard shaping tool. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/19/10-rudest-cities-in-ameri_n_810983.html#s226171&title=4_Miami, Rudest drivers 2 years in a row: Some people testified that he brought their ..305 till death do us part. 2. ( personal) being from Minneapolis Minnesota. says: I appreciate all of these kinds of posts, not necessarily because theyre accurate (though they are at least partially all true), but because if it does in fact get people to reconsider moving here, then Im all for it. Practically every country in South and Central American and the Caribbean is represented, and YES, they are all different in the their own way. Miami would then be one of the greatest places to live. (7) If you want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever. says: I dont know how immigrants who are not rich and will not become rich soon, can afford to live in Miami. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; He had realized his mistakes. As for clubs, sports bars, etc its a business, if they can away with water down drinks, smaller portions and charging a lot, salted peanuts to make people thirsty and order more drinks, its nothing that really hasnt been happening since dawn of bars. There is a great spell caster called Dr Eku who can really solve your problem. But this list is comparing Miami to other cities and saying it's one of the least compassionate, which is saying something I think. JC }. var l=new Array(); Miami is a 3rd world city, and this is clear to anyone whos traveled extensively and lived in various other major U.S. cities for any length of time. says: THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR LOVELY COMMENTS!!! else output += unescape(l[i]); if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Did someone say they moved away to Tallahassee? 4. Not to mention that is the community known for bearing the spectacular highest crime from all other communities, and it all is because they have absolutely no morals. The fact is: Its freedom that you can speak your language and learn the language that drives the United States AND make fun of each other until we all learn to not take it all too seriously while doing so. 71. There arent many book stores in Miami. Miami was a wonderful place when I was young but the Mariel Cubans, Haitians and other undesirables made it hell on earth. says: My name is Tina Martinez from United States, I want to quickly tell the world that there is a real on line spell caster that is powerful and genuine, His name is DR OVIA, He helped me recently to reunite my relationship wih my Boyfriend who dumped me, When i contacted DR OVIA he cast a love spell for me and my Boyfriend who said he doesnt have anything to do with me again called me and started begging me. //]]> When I hear people saying Bostonians are rude or bad drivers You need to come to miami! You can come back to Miami whenever you want to. Go back to your shit-holes and dont ever come back, you incestuous retards. //]]>. //--> l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 109';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 104';l[18]=' 108';l[19]=' 108';l[20]=' 101';l[21]=' 112';l[22]=' 115';l[23]=' 97';l[24]=' 122';l[25]=' 105';l[26]=' 122';l[27]=' 101';l[28]='>';l[29]='\"';l[30]=' 109';l[31]=' 111';l[32]=' 99';l[33]=' 46';l[34]=' 108';l[35]=' 105';l[36]=' 97';l[37]=' 109';l[38]=' 103';l[39]=' 64';l[40]=' 101';l[41]=' 109';l[42]=' 111';l[43]=' 104';l[44]=' 108';l[45]=' 108';l[46]=' 101';l[47]=' 112';l[48]=' 115';l[49]=' 97';l[50]=' 122';l[51]=' 105';l[52]=' 122';l[53]=' 101';l[54]=':';l[55]='o';l[56]='t';l[57]='l';l[58]='i';l[59]='a';l[60]='m';l[61]='\"';l[62]='=';l[63]='f';l[64]='e';l[65]='r';l[66]='h';l[67]='a ';l[68]='<'; says: Actually Miami, hope you move used the word SPECIALLY incorrectly. [CDATA[ I moved to Broward County in 1993 so I could continue my law practice in all three of the Gold Coast counties more conveniently. Should you go there with a job already lined up? *for those non Miami natives ref is short for refugee especially of Cuban descent. After almost a year of Broken Relationship, my boyfriend left me with a broken heart. No Cuban in Miami has higher wages than Angloes specially because of the pretty know crappy wages. [CDATA[ Sure, the beach is nice.. too bad its only a very small part of the city. //Miami second - This could be said about every major city in the USA. And you arent funny. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_XCOtDMoHTO').innerHTML = output; I was so afraid of infecting my partner, I suffered the embarrassment of visiting dermatologists queries hundreds of times. ! (A tad retro but since everyone jerks off to Tainted Love, by Soft Terd..whoops..cell who cares) If this incites a riot among you the reader; have fun getting your rocks off. No in between. I bet I can do your dumb job, but you cant do mine. Yep. Thats fine then. came to my house asking me to come back to the house,at first But your judgment about what is normal, and who is in the right, and when, are off kilter. says: This is so so true. These are but 25 culled from a list I had of almost 50. Im guessing youre American? May I remind you what your lovely people did to the native Americans all those many many years ago? Miami seems to be cut off from the mainstream United States, but it is the fault of the local Latino Americans who continue to tolerate Spanish-only speaking employees to serve their ignorant Spanish-only speaking customers. Tough. Stylish. Ready for Everything. The Carryall 40L by Most of this is pretty true though except when I say I can get you into a club, I can lol. WebMy definition of a douchebag is someone who goes around and thinks their morally better than someone else because they don't care as much about material things or how they Why the Hell would I want to do that? Black English American I realize that Cambridge has Harvard and M.I.T., but it is in fact a sanctuary city. or via LilyGarcia The Government are aware of this but they just dont care. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Worst yet English is a foreign language. . // It truly is a banana republic and corrupt as hell. It really is not that bad as the author exaggerates it. Cure Cancer, I love Miami as o love NY and TX. Join the New Times community and help support Midwesterners are known for being friendly but if you go to Chicago, people can be inconsiderate sometimes. 3- Nothing runs on time. Its inevitable. seen everything changed with the Mariel Boat lift and the influx of illegal immigrants.that call themselves political refugees. my husband was going out with her after two . [CDATA[ 3. We like to be family not kick our sons and daughters out of home when they are 18! says: Ive been living in Miami for a year and change now and I understand where this guy is coming from. Which is perfectly fine since I myself am Jewish. [CDATA[ I mostly love Miami for the beach. This article obviously was meant to be funny. Lisa (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) ALL of what was said above is true. So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day.What an amazing statement!! for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ } I am talking about the cost of living in South Florida compared to MOST countries in Latin America. var l=new Array(); Topless sunbathing is legal, and its not a big deal Its not possible to have more than one wardrobe. , I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT HIM RIGHT HERE IN THE STATES IF POSSIBLE. Just so everyone knows I actually do stil LIVE in Miami. But Americans have an expression that says A Hit Dog Will Holler. else output += unescape(l[i]); This article is fact. Miami is a nice town. candra jones This City wasnt built on anything substantial or sustainable and unless youre in it for the flash and/or for a quick buck Miami is poverty stricken at the Soul. Ivan I thank those that are honest for their statements. so fake. After seeing a post on the internet by Mitchelle Andres saying how she was helped Dr. Ovia, i also decided to contact him for help and i am also happy that he helped me also and today i can proudly say that my Wife is now with me again and she is now in love with Me like never before. says: vegadaly love So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit the great Dr omogbeghan if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to bringing your ex back. Oh btw, have you guys smelled a Cuban house inside. Used to work at Passion Nightclub at the Hard Rock, what a joke. Are you sure you actually went to Miami? 22. helen moore . Not every SA Country eats the same food. If I struck a nerve and offended people here then good! Miamis Newest Douchebag. I moved out of Miami 7 years ago, and every time I go back (which is quite regularly), I encounter many of the points made here. Man is it pricey for a shitty home in Miami. Im a miami native who loves all the water has to offer on the weekend (world class fishing, paddleboarding, kiteboarding, diving), who hasnt lived at home since right after college and whose big circle of native Miamians is considerably educated and affluent. no fats/no femmes" and for some reason still thinks tribal house remixes of pop songs are cool. All lives matter the most. Yes. 1. I am planning on moving to Miami next November. Compared to any other major American city with a tripple digit I.Q. Comparing a turd to a pile of vomit.. When you survived a 10-hour surgery with eight syllables, wherein the validity of your very existence is questioned (I mean to say, it was RISKY), the virtues WITHIN and not WITHOUT take priority. says: As a Miamian born and raised I can say this is SPOT ON! (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) It seems he had a culture shock! [CDATA[ My family lived on 1st Street and 1st Ave and I went to Doughlas and Riverside Elemantary in Little Havana. Its proven that dumb people are to dumb to be aware of themselves so just imagine if suddenly you could measure your stupidity, you people would kill yourself, thats why whites created orchestras where you hear a melody and harmony. Looks like this pal is one of those up-north rejects that came down to Miami trying to experience la vida loca but was rejected here too Some things are true, some are not. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ HELLO! Just clubs. Early- they were 20 minutes LATE. var l=new Array(); var l=new Array(); After I finally moved, I realized there is so much more to life than living in Me amiits all about the ME attitude. Honestly, there are much more embarrassments than proud moments for our city. Please consider the entire Gold Coast if you want to move to South Florida. (16) Do you have a low sperm count? Heres his contact: . Douchebag Definition & Meaning | Dictionary.com var output = ''; says: I am 1/2 Cuban. //Eight Types of Miami Douchebag You May Know else output += unescape(l[i]); Why dont people just stay where they were originally ethnically from, instead of transplanting to America, and overpopulating the United States!!! These analyses can be subjective, so take them w/ a grain of salt. They are literally prisoners of their own ignorance. [CDATA[ What about regions of the USA where it is 98% non-hispanic White and only 3% other ethnicities, that is what is NOT DIVERSE! says: i am dying to leave Miami. I couldnt see one good thing about it, not one. By the way, why is it everytime I come home for X-mas and go to a gym around my parents house in Kendall, all the young people, b/w 18-30 talk in Cubanaso? South Beach if full of Ivy league school lawyers. When the speed limit is 45expect to go 35 or slower. I lived and worked in South Beach for 5 years. The one thing I noticed in all these comments was the people that have left Miami and experience something different, all liked the article and thought it was funny and accurate. U really feel offended having to work under the orders of someone who was a comemierda in Cuba, and they think here in the U.S. are a superior race, and are going with that attitude that everything in this world is due for them. Heloisa If you are thinking of moving to South Florida, and you embrace diversity, you will be most welcome here. mickeysix The only thing Ill dispute with Matt is still he prefers Miami over Los Angeles and Newport Beach. Thats why these rags have transmogrified this city in a rats nest. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 111';l[9]=' 111';l[10]=' 104';l[11]=' 97';l[12]=' 121';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 112';l[17]=' 109';l[18]=' 101';l[19]=' 116';l[20]=' 110';l[21]=' 111';l[22]=' 105';l[23]=' 116';l[24]=' 117';l[25]=' 108';l[26]=' 111';l[27]=' 115';l[28]=' 114';l[29]=' 101';l[30]=' 104';l[31]=' 103';l[32]=' 105';l[33]=' 72';l[34]='>';l[35]='\"';l[36]=' 109';l[37]=' 111';l[38]=' 99';l[39]=' 46';l[40]=' 111';l[41]=' 111';l[42]=' 104';l[43]=' 97';l[44]=' 121';l[45]=' 64';l[46]=' 101';l[47]=' 108';l[48]=' 112';l[49]=' 109';l[50]=' 101';l[51]=' 116';l[52]=' 110';l[53]=' 111';l[54]=' 105';l[55]=' 116';l[56]=' 117';l[57]=' 108';l[58]=' 111';l[59]=' 115';l[60]=' 114';l[61]=' 101';l[62]=' 104';l[63]=' 103';l[64]=' 105';l[65]=' 72';l[66]=':';l[67]='o';l[68]='t';l[69]='l';l[70]='i';l[71]='a';l[72]='m';l[73]='\"';l[74]='=';l[75]='f';l[76]='e';l[77]='r';l[78]='h';l[79]='a ';l[80]='<'; Ive noticed some here have tried to disparage him, linking him to places you might feel as inferior. As a mainstream American who is stuck in Miami until I find another job, I can tell you that once I leave here I will never come back, not even for a family funeral. That said, Miami does suck from the transient people/businesses that come by to pimp the city and culture to the very leaders that run it. Its exceedingly odd that you seem to actually believe these generalizations of yours could ever possibly represent any city in the real world. // says: Proud Miamian Miami Dade is a very diverse city, ethnic wise. I hope you get out soon or have already left! My Husband said it himself that why he broke up with her is something he can not explain just that he woke up on the same bed with her after a very romantic night saying he is breaking up with her for no reason at all. The unemployment stats are out of date. Sometimes FHP will sit in the median of the southern passing zone but it's rare. (14) Did your family Denny you of your Im ready for a change and will see how I feel after a year of living in Miami. Do you spellcaster posters just realize you are confirming another layer of idiocy for people to associate with Miami?? Dale! She begged me further so I decided to try this great spell caster called DR. UDUKA. When you add excessive rain, overbearing humidity, and year-round heat to the insane traffic, you realize that Miami is just plain uncomfortable. Jc Rodriguez my husband to another lady who happens to be his superior i want you all to know that DR.EZIZA helped me restore peace in my marriage that was shattered because my husband is back to the house and has taken full responsibility of the family and also he has been promoted at the office with the help of DR.EZIZA. Forget about wearing anything nice or classy. And then blackout and do it again in a year! You feel that sensation that they are absconding from something when you make contact with them. Its all about you! All points are spot on. You can decide if you want to guess if there is addition unemployed off the books as Miami has a HUGE black market economy relative to other cities. Pointing out defects of where you live is the first step necessary to improve it. Im sure Wichita, Kansas would be a perfect fit. @Gigi, I am American, and I am very serious!! HE DID A WHOLE LOT OF THINGS WHICH I WONT REALLY MENTION HERE BUT THE MOST OF WHAT HE DID FOR ME WAS HELP ME OUT OF CANCER and I dont want it wrecked out there. [CDATA[ contact him for your own help. says: Ive been hearing the same drivel during the last 60 years. I can only agree with about 40% of this article. 1/25. var output = ''; 5. var l=new Array(); They f**king suck! By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Does it not require intelligence to read quantum mechanics and fluid dynamics journal papers? You and your trashy friends.leave. but I used the spell he gave me and the next day I received a call from my darling boyfriend Thomas last week. Miami: The Superficial Capital of the World (fit in, how much if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; var output = ''; //]]> Its population is mostly Hispanic ! Yes my dear disrespecting Miami sisters and brothers I understand Im being disrespectful to you all but honestly deal with were in America not communist Cuba. Just clearing the air a bit before the smoke of battle ensues. I dont want to pay over $9K for homeowners insurance or $500 for an HOA unless I live in the hood. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my wife who didnt call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back.So Amazing!! Matt, also it sounds like the people you know just simply dont like hispanics or feel uncomfortable by the vast majority of hispanics in this area- look- my statement is one simply based on status which greatly overrides race in the context and ecosystem of Miami Beach. Its free only for those who are not paying taxes, but for the rest is really expensive. LOL It always resonates with people who are trying to get the hell out. Spectacular Sunsets //= 0; i=i-1){ ovi and testimony here I was married for 3years to my husband and all of a And yes unfortunately I am a Miami as well but at least I agree that I was being disrespectful to you all. Probably largely due to the misogynist culture. says: This article is not even close to realty except a couple points like people being so slow in traffic which I hate. says: An amazing testimony on a spell caster who brought my wife back to me.. My name is Andy Sowers,i live in Australia,and Im happily married to a lovely and caring wife,with two kids.A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my wife.so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce.she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she didnt love me anymore.So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. else output += unescape(l[i]); Great diversity of delicious food. Heres how to trim the chin strap: Grow your beard out for 10-20 days. Got a massive closet? We read books. (9) He can make you pregnancy. (4) You want women/men to run after you. I agree with Matt. says: Miami is full of stupid cubans who need to go back to cuba . var l=new Array(); If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster to solve all your problems for you. else output += unescape(l[i]); Didnt take long for them to realize its a shithole. Thats why Floridians never go to Miami. The first time I came back to Miami (before it took yearrrssss to find a salaried job), I was insulted by an elderly Cubanaso man of who-knows what erabecause I did not speak Spanish; ironically, he was trying to compliment me on my beauty and it backfired. Its a party town with some industries that put it on the map fiscally, but its not NYC, LA, NOLA, Chicago, Denver, Boston or Austin. 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